Posts Tagged ‘ funny ’

Heebie Jeebies

February 1, 2012
Heebie Jeebies

    Remember this post? It gets better. Late Sunday night… a week and a half ago now… John and I went to double-check on the boys before we went to sleep. Gotta shoo away any bad dreams hiding in corners, you know. Turn fans to “low” instead of “hurricane” (man, it’s warm here). Tuck blankets up to cute little chinny chin...
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If you chance to meet some frosting, do not let it stay…

November 15, 2011
If you chance to meet some frosting, do not let it stay…

I made cinnamon rolls today. Between me & the two little boys at home this morning, we finished off the smaller pan. Ah, the perks of being home with mommy. As I was in the kitchen cleaning up from lunch, I overheard little E singing to himself, to the tune of “If You Chance to Meet...
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French-Italian Toast

July 29, 2011
French-Italian Toast

I have a funny story, and here it goes. Once upon a time… Mrs. Smith learned to make bread operate her bread maker.  She had fun experimenting and tried making plain old whole wheat bread a little more exciting by using an Italian-spices-enhanced macadamia-nut oil in place of butter. The kingdom rejoiced for it turned out fabulous...
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More fun in Hawaii

July 5, 2011
More fun in Hawaii

I’d be no kind of blogger if I didn’t write a little bit about how well we’re getting along in our new digs. One of our good friends here had a neighborhood pot luck last Friday. There were so many people there! It was a nice way to get to know...
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Funny

October 9, 2010
Funny

Calling our 17 y.o. neighbor on a Saturday afternoon. Ring ring ring…. “Hello?” No one does a suspicious-sounding ‘hello’ like her.  They must have caller-ID.  She always sees me coming. I respond with my happiest, “Hi Lisa, how’s it going?” In the same resigned tone I might use to tell Creativity she can’t have brownies for breakfast, Neighbor sighs...
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6:30 on a Sunday evening.

September 13, 2010
6:30 on a Sunday evening.

People ask on occasion how it’s going, being a bishop’s wife.  The correct answer is, “I don’t think you really want to know.” This may not be a completely representative illustration, but here it comes anyway. 6:30pm John comes home tired from a long afternoon of meeting with people.  The kids bailed the dinner table just a...
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Ah-two!

July 28, 2010
Ah-two!

Two.  What a marvelous age! This little monkey man is at the stage most would call “handful.” How’s that? Well, let’s just say I discovered this week that he has the amazing ability to turn a bottle of glue into a 35-ft trail across the house… in all of about 30 seconds.  Maybe he needed the trail...
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To Comment or Not To Comment…

That's a very good question.
I am happy to hear from you, thrilled to hear from you!, but I am also content to have you drop by, read a little, laugh a little, and move on quietly to whatever else you have to do. This is a guilt-free blog. ;)

Just a Reminder…

The Church is not a place where perfect people gather to say perfect things, or have perfect thoughts, or have perfect feelings. The Church is a place where imperfect people gather to provide encouragement, support, and service to each other as we press on in our journey to return to our Heavenly Father. ~Elder Joseph B. Wirthlin, (May 2005 Ensign)

Why I Try

God expects you to have enough faith and determination and enough trust in Him to keep moving, keep living, keep rejoicing. In fact, He expects you not simply to face the future (that sounds pretty grim and stoic); He expects you to embrace and shape the future - to love it and rejoice in it and delight in your opportunities. God is anxiously waiting for the chance to answer your prayers, and fulfill your dreams, just as He always has. But He can't if you don't pray, and He can't if you don't dream. In short, He can't if you don't believe.

~Jeffrey R. Holland, "This, the Greatest of All Dispensations"

"It is not for you to be led by the women of the world; it is for you to lead the...women of the world, in everything that is praise-worthy, everything that is God-like, everything that is uplifting and... purifying to the children of men." Joseph F. Smith, in this talk by Elder Ballard