Be Careful What You Ask For…
To the Person or Persons who stole John’s 2 work laptops,
You are welcome to them. One more step along the path of decluttering, right? No, seriously, I was really struggling to wean myself off the computer, and this has helped tremendously. Next time, however, please ask first — it’ll go better for you in the next life if you do.
Thank you
for not snooping around or stealing anything else while you were here uninvited, and thank you for leaving the premises before the kids and I came home. That would have been a little awkward, I’m sure.
Thanks also
for leaving the screen in tact when you took it out to get in. Boy, it took serious guts to do something like that on a street-facing window in broad daylight. You really didn’t need to inconvenience yourself, though; the back door was open. Maybe you came in that way just to make me feel better about leaving the back door unlocked. How nice of you.
I hope you find what you’re looking for, and I certainly hope it doesn’t involve any more breaking and entering. Use your “bravery” to do something constructive next time.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith



OH MY STARS!!! What a blessing not to be home and have traumatized children. They only took the laptops? [amateurs!
] So glad all are safe, though…really.
I’m so glad that you weren’t home and that only the computers were taken!! How scary!
Sigh.
Life can be wonderful and even humorous when you look things from a positive perspective. Glad you are a half-full type of person. Love you!
How scary! I’m also glad you weren’t home! I hope they don’t come back.
-Deanna